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Filk Songs by Jordsvin

Nidhogg Gnaws the Little Nithlings

(To the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children")

"Nidhogg gnaws the little nithlings

All the nithlings of Nine Worlds
Red or yellow, black or white,
He gulps them down in just one bite!
Nidhogg gnaws the little nithlings of Nine Worlds!
Nidhogg gnaws the little nithlings
All the nithlings of Nine Worlds
Lying, stealing, full of spite
They give him quite an appetite
Nidhogg gnaws the little nithlings of Nine Worlds!"

Jordsvin 3/18/2000

Odin Wants Me

To the tune of "Jesus Loves Me"

Odin wants me this I know,
For the Sagas tell me so!
Hanging Ones to him belong!
In the breeze swing all day long!
Yes, Odin wants me!
Yes, Odin wants me!
Yes, Odin wants me!
The Sagas tell me so!

Viking Gopher Guts

(To the tune of "Gopher Guts")

Great big globs of greasy grimy Christians' guts,
Mutilated Monkling meat,
Little dirty Nun-nies feet,
Two green Bishop's balls rolling through the burning church,
And I forgot my sword:
But I got a spear!

The Wild Hunt Song

AKA "The Viking Funeral Song"
(To the tune of "The Worms Crawl In; The Worms Crawl Out")

Oh, when you see the Wild Hunt ride by,
You know that you'll be the next to die.
They'll put Hel-shoes upon your feet;
They'll brew some ale and slaughter some meat.
A naked man will light your pyre,
And then the flames will leap higher and higher!

Refrain: The flames go in; the flames go out;
In your stomach and out your mouth.
They'll burn your eyes; they'll burn your nose;
They'll burn the jelly between your toes!

They'll burn you up and char you well;
And put your feet on the Road to Hel.
They'll put your ashes in an urn in the ground,
And then they'll raise up a great big mound.
And when your name's in Runes on a stone,
They'll slay a thrall so you won't be alone!

(Repeat refrain)

Source: Jordsvin's Norse Heathen Pages

 

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